February 2011
Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?
So he wouldn’t squeek in the morning.
What?
cereal is the best thing to happen to my mouth...
January 2011
Why can't February break be sooner.
I do not like cold things on my teeth.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck you, whore.
Watch
SNL Digital Short: Do The Creep
To Write Scam On Her Arms
questionablenerdlygoodness:
atomicvagina:
I’ve got a real problem with the “charity” To Write Love On Her Arms (TWLOHA.) Before I go into the details , though, I want to preface my statement by saying I do not intend to disrespect those who are dealing with depression, self injury, or thoughts of suicide. Clinical depression is a very serious, and I would never make light of it or dissuade...
oh my god cereal
“Lem, you the shit you the bomb, all I wanna know is can I have what’s in...”
– Vanessa <3
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Thanks mom! You just made my night a thousand times better by bitching at me. Love you too!
